Kodiak wants to go for a walk

 

Kodiak has learned to beg

After spending two weeks with my parents, Kodiak came home severely lacking any sort of manners or pride.

 

Kodiak eats an ice cube

part one:

part two:

 

Kodiak goes crazy

 

Kodiak makes me feel guilty

Damn, this guy is good at making me feel bad about leaving him in a comfortable home with plenty of food, water, and toys.

 

Kodiak and the tennis ball

Kodiak refuses to chase or fetch any toy or stick if we are playing outside. But when he’s indoors and there’s nothing to pee on or new butts to sniff, he’ll settle for a tennis ball as his our entertainment.

 

Kodiak has a tic.

Most dogs involuntarily kick a leg when scratched in that special spot. Kodiak does something different.

 

Kodiak would like you to get out of his face.

 

Kodiak has bad mouth-eye coordination.

 

Kodiak and the pillow

Like any man who breaks hearts, Kodiak has a strategy for completely dominating, humiliating, and crushing his latest squeeze.

First, he uses them for his own gratification:

Then, he destroys them, ripping their guts out with betrayal.

And finally, he basks in the glory of leaving them broken and miserable.